So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just found puke in my bra..
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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