porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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