I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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