He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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