Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
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The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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