Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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