she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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