you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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