I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
