Dual....:-)
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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