: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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