Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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