Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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