am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I need to calm my uterus...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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