he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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