I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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