just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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