I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
youre lurking in front of me
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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