let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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