Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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