Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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