youre lurking in front of me
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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