Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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