Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
did you just send me my own nude
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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