Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
