she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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