My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.