I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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