You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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