i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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