we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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