laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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