I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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