i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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