I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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