He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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