I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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