That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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