I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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