Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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