We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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