I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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