if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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