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(248): View more from Michigan

i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?

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(914): View more from New York

she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook

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(417): View more from Missouri

My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.

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(807): View more from Ontario

yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good

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(425): View more from Washington

I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it

(202): View more from Washington, DC

But dear lord is it worth it

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