I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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