So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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