This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
high people should be assigned attendants
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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