Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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