bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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