She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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