playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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