i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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