Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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